All Apologies What else should I be All apologies What else could I say Everyone is gay What else could I write I don't have the right What else should I be All apologies In the sun In the sun I feel as one In the sun In the sun I'm married Buried I wish I was like you Easily amused Find my nest of salt Everything is my fault I'll take all the blame Aqua seafoam shame Sunburn with freezeburn Choking on the ashes of her enemy In the sun In the sun I feel as one In the sun In the sun Married, Maried, Maried! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah All in all is all we are (x20) 5.Unplugged in New York 1.About a Girl I need an easy friend I do ... with an ear to lend I do ... think you fit this shoe I do ... won't you have a clue I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night Free I do I'm standing in your line I do ... hope you have the time I do ... pick a number too I do ... keep a date with you I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night Free I do I need an easy friend I do ... with an ear to lend I do ... think you fit this shoe I do ... won't you have a clue I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night (x2) Free I do ... (x4) 2.Come As You Are Come as you are, as you were, As I want you to be As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy. Take your time, hurry up The choice is yours, don't be late. Take a rest, as a friend, as an old memory, yeah Memory, yeah(x3) Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach As I want you to be As a trend, as a friend, as an old memory, yeah Memory, yeah(x3) And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun (x2) Memory, yeah(x4) And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun (x5) Memory, yeah 3.Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are never made like me Don't expect me to cry, For all the reasons you had to die Don't ever ask your love of me Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie Don't expect me to die for me Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are never made like me Don't expect me to cry, For all the reasons you had to die Don't ever ask your love of me Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie Don't expect me to die for me (x2) Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are never made like me Don't expect me to cry, For all the reasons you had to die Don't ever ask your love of me Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie Don't expect me to die Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie Don't expect me to die for me Originally by The Vaselines 4.The Man Who Sold The World We passed upon the stair We spoke of was and when Although I wasn't there He said I was his friend Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you died alone A long long time ago Oh no, not me We never lost control You're face to face With The Man Who Sold The World I laughed and shook his hand And made my way back home I searched for form and land For years and years I roamed I gazed a gazeless stare We walked a million years I must have died alone A long, long time ago Who knows? Not me We never lost control You're face to face With the Man who Sold the World (x2) Originally by David Bowie 5.Pennyroyal Tea I'm on my time with everyone I have very bad posture Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea Distill the life that's inside of me Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea I'm anemic royalty Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld So I can sigh eternally I'm so tired I can't sleep I'm anemic royalty I'm a liar and a thief I'm anemic royalty I'm on warm milk and laxatives Cherry-flavored antacids Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea Distill the life that's inside of me I'm anemic royalty (x2) 6.Dumb I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Or maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3) My heart is broke But I have some glue Help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover ... Have a hangover (x3) Skin the sun Fall asleep Wish away The soul is cheap Lesson learned Wish me luck Soothe the burn Wake me up I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Think I'm just happy (x4) I think I'm dumb (x12) 7.Polly Polly wants a cracker I think I should get off her first I think she wants some water To put out the blow torch It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To help myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To help myself Polly wants a cracker Maybe she would like more food She asks me to untie her A chase would be nice for a few It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To help myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To help myself Polly said Polly says her back hurts She's just as bored as me She caught me off my guard It amazes me, the will of instinct It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To help myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To help myself 8.On A Plain I'll start this off without any words I got so high that I scratched 'till I bled I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? The finest day that I ever had Was when I learned to cry on command I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? I'm on a plain I can't complain I'm on a plain My brother died every night It's safe to say, don't quote me on that I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? The black sheep got blackmailed again Forgot to put on the zip code I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? I'm on a plain I can't complain I'm on a plain Somewhere I have heard this before In a dream my memory has stored As a defense I'm neutered and spayed What the hell am I trying to say? It is now time to make it unclear To write off lines that don't make sense I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? And one more special message to go And then I'm done, then I can go home I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? I'm on a plain I can't complain (x3) Something In The Way Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped Have all become my pets And I'm living off of grass And the drippings from the ceiling It's okay to eat fish 'Cause they don't have any feelings Something in the way, mmm Something in the way, yeah, mmm (x2) Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped Have all become my pets And I'm living off of grass And the drippings from the ceiling It's okay to eat fish 'Cause they dont't have any feelings Something in the way, mmm Something in the way, yeah, mmm (x4) Plateau Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands The nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop And an illustrated book about birds You see a lot up there but don't be scared Who needs action when you got words When you've finished with the mop then you can stop And look at what you've done The plateau's clean, no dirt to be seen And the work it took was fun The nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop And an illustrated book about birds You see a lot up there but don't be scared Who needs action when you got words Well the many hands began to scan around for the next plateau Some said it was in Greenland and some say Mexico Others decided it was nowhere except for where they stood But those were all just guesses, wouldn't help you if they could Originally by the Meat Puppets Oh, Me If I had to lose a mile If I had to touch feelings I would lose my soul The way I do I don't have to think I only have to do it The results are always perfect And that's old news Would you like to hear my voice Sprinkled with emotion Invented at your birth? I can't see the end of me My whole expanse I cannot see I formulate infinity Stored deep inside me If I had to lose a mile If I had to touch feelings I would lose my soul The way I do I don't have to think I only have to do it The results are always perfect And that's old news Would you like to hear my voice Sprinkled with emotion Invented at your birth? I can't see the end of me My whole expanse I cannot see (x2) I formulate infinity Stored deep inside me Originally by the Meat Puppets Lake Of Fire Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July I knew a lady who came from Duluth She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth She went to her grave just a little too soon And she flew away howling on the yellow moon Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July Now the people cry and the people moan And they look for a dry place to call their home And try to find some place to rest their bones While the angels and the devils try to make them their own Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July Originally by the Meat Puppets All Apologies What else should I be All apologies What else should I say Everyone is gay What else should I write I don't have the right What else should I be All apologies In the sun In the sun I feel as one In the sun In the sun Married Buried I wish I was like you Easily amused Find my nest of salt Everything is my fault I'll take all the blame Aqua seafoam shame Sunburn with freezeburn Choking on the ashes of her enemy In the sun In the sun I feel as one In the sun In the sun Married Buried (x2) Yeah, yeah yeah yeah All in all is all we are (x13) Where Did You Sleep Last Night? My girl, my girl, don't lie to me Tell me where did you sleep last night In the pines, in the pines Where the sun don't ever shine I would shiver the whole night through My girl, my girl, where will you go I'm going where the cold wind blows In the pines, in the pines Where the sun don't ever shine I would shiver the whole night through Her husband, was a hard working man Just about a mile from here His head was found in a driving wheel But his body never was found My girl, my girl, don't lie to me Tell me where did you sleep last night In the pines, in the pines Where the sun don't ever shine I would shiver the whole night through My girl, my girl, where will you go I'm going where the cold wind blows In the pines, in the pines Where the sun don't ever shine I would shiver the whole night through My girl, my girl, don't lie to me Tell me where did you sleep last night In the pines, in the pines Where the sun don't ever shine I would shiver the whole night through My girl, my girl, where will you go I'm going where the cold wind blows In the pines, in the pines Where the sun don't ever shine I would shiver the whole night through Originally by Ledbelly. 6.From the Muddy Banks of Wishkah 2.School Won't you believe it? It's just my luck (x4) No recess (x3) Won't you believe it? It's just my luck (x4) No recess (x3) You're in high school again (x8) No recess (x7) 3.Drain You One baby to another says - I'm lucky to have met you I don't care what you think Unless it is about me It is now my duty to completely drain you A travel through a tube And end up in your infection Chew your meat for you Pass it back and forth In a passionate kiss From my mouth to yours I like you With eyes so dialated, I've become your pupil You've taught me everything Without a poison apple The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student Indebted and so grateful - Vacuum out the fluids Chew your meat for you Pass it back and forth In a passionate kiss From my mouth to yours I like you One baby to another says - I'm lucky to have met you I don't care what you think Unless it is about me It is now my duty to completely drain you A travel through a tube And end up in your infection Chew your meat for you Pass it back and forth In a passionate kiss From my mouth to yours Sloppy lips to lips You're my vitamins I'm like you 4.Aneurysm Come on over and do the twist Overdo it and have a fit Love you so much it makes me sick Come on over and do the twist Beat me outta me (x8) Come on over and do the twist Overdo it and have a fit Love you so much it makes me sick Come on over and shoot the shit Beat me outta me (x8) She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart (x8) 5.Smells Like Teen Spirit Load up on guns and bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend She's over bored and self assured Oh no, I know a dirty word Hello, hello, hello, hello(x3) Hello, hello, hello! With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yay! Hey (x2) I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little tribe has always been And always will until the end Hello, Hello, Hello, hello(x3) Hello, hello, hello! With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My Libido Yay! Hey (x2) And I forget just why I taste Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard, it was hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind Hello, hello, hello, hello(x3) Hello, hello, hello! With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido A denial !! (x9) 6.Been a son - One, Two, Three, Four! She should have stayed away from friends She should have had more time to spend She should have died when she was born She should have worn the crown of thorns She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have stood out in the crowd She should have made her mother proud She should have fallen on her stance She should have had another chance She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son (x2) She should have stayed away from friends She should have had more time to spend She should have died when she was born She should have worn the crown of thorns She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son 7.Lithium I'm so happy 'cause today I've found my friends ... They're in my head I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you ... We've broken our mirrors Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ... And I'm not scared Light my candles, in a daze 'Cause I've found god Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah(x6) I'm so happy 'cause today I shaved my head ... And I'm not sad And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard ... But I'm not sure I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there ... But I don't care I'm so horny, but that's okay ... My will is good Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah(x6) I like it - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I like it - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I killed you - I'm not gonna crack I'm so happy 'cause today I've found my friends ... They're in my head I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you ... We've broken our mirrors Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ... And I'm not scared Light my candles in a daze ... 'Cause I've found god Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah(x6) Yeah! I like it - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I like it - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I killed you - I'm not gonna crack 8.Sliver Mom and dad went to a show They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed, said please, don't go Grandma take me home (x7) Wanna be alone Had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatos and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meats too good Grandma take me home (x7) Wanna be alone Grandma said to stop your crying Go outside and ride your bike Thats what I did, I killed my toad Grandma take me home (x7) Wanna be alone After dinner, I had ice cream I fell asleep, and watched TV I woke up in my mother's arms Grandma take me home (x14) I wanna be alone 9.Spank Thru This song is about Lovers in montains All the flowers in the valleys Where the birds fly happily We're together once again my love I need you back, oh baby baby I can't explain just why we lost it from the start But one thing about you, girl, you only break my heart ... Yeah! I can feel it, I can hold it, I can pet it, shape it, mold it, I can cut it, I can paste it, spank it Beat it while you ... Ah, wank it I've been looking for a daily blow Always hearing the same ol' City boy won't you spank thru? I can make you do things you won't think you ever could I can feel it, I can hold it, pet it, shape it, mold it, We can cut it, We can paste it, spank it Beat it 'till you ... Ah, wank it I've been looking for daily blow Always hearing the same ol' City boy won't you spank thru? I can make you do things you won't think you ever could I've been looking for daily blow Always hearing the same ol' City boy won't you spank thru? I can make you do things you won't think you ever You won't think you ever could 10.Scentless Apprentice Like most babies smell like butter His smell smelled like no other He was born scentless and senseless He was born a scentless apprentice Go away - get away, get a-way Every wet nurse refused to feed him Electrolytes smell like semen I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets There are countless formulas for pressing flowers Go away - get away, get a-way I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume You can't fire me because I quit! Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit Go away - get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get a-way 11.Heart-Shaped Box She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for a week I've been drawn into your magnet tar-pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks I've been drawn into your magnet tar-pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice (x3) 12.Milk It I am my own parasite I don't need a host to live We feed off of each other We can share our endorphins Doll steak! Test meat! Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping I own my own pet virus I get to pet and name her Her milk is my shit My shit it is her milk Doll steak! Test meat! Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping Doll steak! Test meat! Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping Protector of the kennel Ecto-plasma, Ecto-skeletal Obituary every birthday Your scent is still here in my place of recovery! 13.Negative Creep This is out of our range (x3) grown This is getting to be (x3) drone I'm a negative creep (x3) and I'm stoned! I'm a negative creep (x3) and I'm ... (x2) Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x6) This is out of our range (x3) and it's crude This is getting to be (x3) like drone I'm a negative creep (x3) and I'm stoned! I'm a negative creep (x3) and I'm ... (x2) Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x6) Yeah! Drone! Stoned! Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x14) 14.Polly Polly wants a cracker I think I should get off her first I think she wants some water To put out the blow torch It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself Polly wants a cracker Maybe she would like some food She asks me to untie her A chase would be nice for a few It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself Polly said Polly says her back hurts She's just as bored as me She caught me off my guard It amazes me, the will of instinct It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Want me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself 15.Breed (Imodium) I don't care (x2) Care, care, care, care if I'm old I don't mind (x3) Mind, mind, don't have a mind Get away (x2) Away, away, away, away from your home I don't mind (x2) Mind, mind, mind ... Even if you have Even if you need I don't even care We could have a tree We could plant a house We could build a tree I don't even care We could have a tree She said (x8) Get away (x2) Away, away, away from your home I don't mind (x3) Mind, mind, don't have a mind Get away (x2) Away, away, away, away from your home I don't mind (x2) Mind, mind, mind ... Even if you have Even if you need I don't even care We could have a tree We could plant a house We could build a tree I don't even care We could build a tree She said (x8) Even if you have Even if you need I don't even care We could have a tree We could plant a house We could build a tree I don't even care We could have all three She said (x12) Other interpretations possible. tourette's (The Eagle Has Landed) - Hey bootleggers! So, this is a new song and we don't really feel like .. actually going through the trouble of putting it out ourselves, so ... - This song is called "The Eagle has Landed" ! Yeah, and its for all of you bootleggers to go ahead and go ! yet again, there are no correct lyrics for this song. 17.Blew - Thank you for your patience! If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew If you wouldn't care I would like to blew If you wouldn't mind I would like to leave If you wouldn't care I would like to breathe Is there another reason for your stain Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain? Here is another word that rhymes with shame If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew If you wouldn't care I would like to blew If you wouldn't mind I would like to leave If you wouldn't care I would like to breathe Is there another reason for your stain Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain? Here is another word that rhymes with shame You could do anything (x8) 7.Rare 1.Even In His Youth Even in his youth (x3) He was nothing Kept his body clean (x3) Going nowhere Daddy was ashamed (x3) He was something Digrace the family name (x3) He was something He was born for your crew I've got nothing left to prove If I die before I wake Hope I don't come back the same Even in his youth (x3) He was nothing Kept his body clean (x3) Going nowhere Daddy was ashamed (x2) He was ashamed, he was nothing Digrace the family name (x2) Family name, going nowhere He was born for your crew I've got nothing left to prove If I die before I wake Hope I don't come back the same Yeah! He was born for your crew I've got nothing left to prove If I die before I wake Hope I don't come back again Yeah! Even in his youth (x2) Yeah, yeah Even in his youth (x2) Yeah, yeah Even in his youth Yeah, yeah Even in his youth Yeah, yeah (x5)