11.Heart Shaped Box (Drop D) Verse: 3: 2 2 4: 2 2 3 0 0 2 2 2 3 3/4 4 4 0 5: 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 3 3 3 3 6: 3 0 3 0 Chorus: 2: 3: 2 2 4b 4b 4b 4: 2 2 3 3 3/4 4 4 5: 0 0 3 3 3 6: 3 3 0 play that 4x then: 4: 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 0 0 0 0 5: 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 0 0 0 0 6: 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 0 0 0 0 Solo 2: )( )( ) 3: 8 (8) 6 (6) 5 3 4: 7 5 3 5 4 2 12.Milk It Verse (mostly PM): 2: 6\0 3: 0 4: 5/7 5: 6:6 6 6 6 0 then 6 6 6 6 0 throughout the rest Chorus: 3: 9 9 4:8 8 8 9 95 5 5 5 5 5 6 6 2 2 5:8 8 8 7 75 5 5 5 5 5 6 6 2 2 6:6 6 6 3 3 0 3 3 3 4 4 0 0 If anyone has the bridge and intro solos i would certainly like them. 13.Negative Creep Intro/Verse: 6:0 0 0/12 0 0 12/0 Chorus: 5:7 7 5 5 7 7 5 6: 4 8 8 8 14.Polly (yet again) Verse:E5 G5 D5 C5 Chorus:D5 C5 G5 Bb5 15.Breed (Imodium) Intro: 4:4 4 4 4 7 5:4 4 4 4 7 6:2 2 0 2 5 Verse: 4:11 11 11 11 11 11 9 5: 9 9 9 9 9 9 7 Chorus:D5 A5 C5 B5 Solo: 3:11 11 11 11 11 11 9 4: 5: 9 9 9 9 9 9 7 16.Tourette's Verse:F5 A5 Bb5 F#5 Chorus: 3: 4 3 4p3p0 4: 3 5: 3 6: 1 17.Blew Intro (after bass solo): E5 G5 A5 Bb5 A5 G5 Bb5 Verse: 1: 6 2: 3:0 3 5 5h6 6p5 5p3 3 3 0 3 5 0 0 0 3 5 3 4: 0 work with that a little, like i said, this song isn't complete. Chorus:A5 Bb5 B5 Bb5 Solo: begin with this: 2:10b 10b 10b 10b 8 0 8 10r 10b and improvise for the rest 7.Rare 1.Even In His Youth Intro/Verse:C5 G5 G#5 G5 Chorus:F5 C#5 G#5 Eb5 Solo: 2: 3 2 0 3: 1 1~~ 1 1 4: 2 4 4 4 5: 2/4 4 play that 7x then play 1: ) 3 2 0 2: 1 4 4 4 6 3 3 3: 2 4 4: 2/4 4 5: Lyrics: 1.Bleach 1.Blew If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew If you wouldn't mind I would like to loose If you wouldn't care I would like to leave If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe Is there another reason for your stain Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain? Here is another word that rhymes with shame If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew If you wouldn't mind I would like to loose If you wouldn't care I would like to leave If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe Is there another reason for your stain Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain? Here is another word that rhymes with shame You could do anything (x8) 2.Floyd the Barber Bell on a door ring, come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in chair don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shaved I was shamed Barney ties me to the chair I can't see, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear the zip Pee-Pee pressed against my lips I was shaved I was shamed I was shamed I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Andy's Clutch I was shamed I was shamed I was shaved 3.About a Girl I need an easy friend I do ... with an ear to lend I do ... think you fit this shoe I do ... won't you have a clue I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night Free I do I'm standing in your line I do ... hope you have the time I do ... pick a number too I do ... keep a date with you I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night Free I need an easy friend I do ... with an ear to lend I do ... think you fit this shoe I do ... won't you have a clue I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night (x2) Free I do ... (x4) 4.School Won't you believe it? It's just my luck (x4) No recess (x3) Won't you believe it? It's just my luck (x4) No recess (x3) You're in high school again (x8) No recess (x7) 5.Love Buzz Would you believe me when I tell you You are the queen of my heart Please don't deceive me when I hurt you Just ain't the way it seems Can you feel my love buzz? (x4) Would you believe me when I do you You are the queen of my heart Please don't deceive me when I hurt you Just ain't the way it seems Can you feel my love buzz? (x4) Originally by Shocking Blue. 6.Paper Cuts At feeding time She pushed food through the door And I crawl towards the crack of light Sometimes I can't find my way Newspapers spread around Soaking all that they can A cleaning is due again A good hosing down The lady whom I feel maternal love for Cannot look me in the eyes But I see hers and they are blue And they cock and twist and masturbate! I said so (x3) Nirvana (x6) Black windows of paint I scratched with my nails I see others just like me Why do they not try to escape? They bring out the older ones They point at my way They come with a flash of light (Alt: They come with flashing lights) And take my family away And very later I have learned To accept some friends of ridicule My whole existence is for your amusement And that is why I'm here with you! To take you with me You're right Nirvana (x8) 7.Negative Creep This is out of our range (x3) grown This is getting to be (x3) drone I'm a negative creep (x3) and I'm stoned! I'm a negative creep (x3) and I'm ... (x2) Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x6) This is out of our range (x3) and it's grown This is getting to be (x3) a drone I'm a negative creep (x3) and I'm stoned! I'm a negative creep (x3) and I'm ... (x2) Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x6) Yeah! Drone! Stoned! Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x14) 8.Scoff In my eyes, I'm not lazy In my face, It's not over In your room, I'm not older In your eyes, I'm not worth it Gimme back my alcohol (x7) Give me your...(x6) In my eyes, I'm not lazy In my face, It's not over In your room, I'm not older In your eyes, I'm not worth it Gimme back my alcohol (x7) Give me your(x6) In my eyes, I'm not lazy In my face, It's not over In your room, I'm not older In your eyes, I'm not worth it Gimme back my alcohol (x7) Give me your (x6) 9.Swap Meet They lead a lifetime that is comfortable They travel far to keep their stomachs full They make their living off of arts and crafts The kind with seashells, driftwood and burlap They make a deal when they come to town The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground She loves him more than he will ever know He loves her more than he will ever show Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart Keeps her photographs close to her heart Keeps the bitterness close to the heart all that 3 times 10.Mr. Moustache Fill me in on your new vision Wake me up with indecision Help me trust your mighty wisdom Yes I eat cow - I am not proud. Show me how you question, question Lead the way to my temptations Take my hand and give it cleaning Yes I eat cow - I am not proud. Easy in an easychair? -- Poop as hard as a rock. I don't like you anyway -- Seal it in a box I'm new Now you Fill me in on your new vision Wake me up with indecision Help me trust your mighty wisdom Yes I eat cow - I am not proud. Show me how you question, question Lead the way to my temptations Take my hand and give it cleaning Yes I eat cow - I am not proud. Easy in an easychair? -- Poop as hard as rock. I don't like you anyway -- Seal it in a box I'm new Now you x2 11.Sifting Afraid - to grade Wouldn't it be fun? Cross, self loss Wouldn't it be fun? Wet your bed Wouldn't it be fun? Sun fear none Wouldn't it be fun? Your eyes ... Teacher said, Your eyes ... Teacher said, Your eyes ... Teacher said, Preacher said Don't have nothing for you (x7) Spell the smell Wouldn't it be fun? Search for a church Wouldn't it be fun? Wet your bed Wouldn't it be fun? Cold in coals Wouldn't it be fun? Your eyes ... Teacher said, Your eyes ... Teacher said, Your eyes ... Preacher said (x2) Don't have nothing for you (x7) Don't have nothing for you (x9) 12.Big Cheese Big cheese - make me Mine says, "Go to the office" Big cheese - make me Mine says, what to say? Black is black, shade of black We were enemies Sure you are, but what am i? We were enemies Big lies - make mine Mine says "Go to the office" Big cheese - make me Message? What is it? Black is black, shade of black We were enemies She eats glue, how 'bout you? Big cheese - make me Mine says "Go to the office" Big cheese - make me Message? What is it? Black is black,shade of black We were enemies She is glue, how are you? Black is black, shade of black We were enemies Sure you are, but what am i? We were enemies She is glue, how are you? We were enemies Sure you are, but what am i? 13.Downer Portray sincerity Act out of loyalty Defending your country Wish away the pain Hand out lobotomies To save little families Surrealistic fantasy Bland boring plain Hold me down in restitution Living out your date with fusion Is the whole fleece shun in master? Don't feel guilty, master writing Somebody said that they're not much like I am, I know I can Make enough of the words for you to go along and sing your song Slippery pessimist hypocrite master Conservative communist apocalyptic bastard Thank you dear God for putting me on this Earth I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst! Hold me down in restitution Living out your date with fusion Is the whole fleece shun in master? Don't feel guilty, master writing Somebody said that they're not much like I am, I know I can Make enough of the words for you to go along and sing your song 2.Nevermind 1.Smells Like Teen Spirit Load up on guns and bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend She's over bored and self assured Oh no, I know a dirty word Hello, hello, hello, hello(x3) Hello, hello, hello! With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yay! (x3) I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little group has always been And always will until the end Hello, hello, hello, hello(x3) Hello, hello, hello! With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My Libido Yay! (x3) And I forget just why I taste Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard, it was hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind Hello, hello, hello, hello(x3) Hello, hello, hello! With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido A denial !! (x9) 2.In Bloom Sell the kids for food weather changes moods Spring is here again reproductive glands Hey - He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means Don't know what it means, when I say: He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means Knows not what it means when I say aahh ... We can have some more nature is a whore Bruises on the frui tender age in bloom Hey - He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means Don't know what it means, when I say: He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means Knows not what it means when I say aahh ... He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means Knows not what it mean's when I say: He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means Knows not what it means (x2) Knows not what it means when I say aahh ... 3.Come As You Are Come as you are, as you were, As I want you to be As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy. Take your time, hurry up The choice is yours, don't be late. Take a rest, as a friend, as an old memory, yeah Memory, yeah(x3) Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach As I want you to be As a trend, as a friend, as an old memory, yeah memory, yeah(x3) And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun (x2) memory, yeah(x3) Memory, yeah - and I don't have a gun And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun (x4) Memory, yeah(x2) 4.Breed I don't care (x5) Care if It's old and I don't mind (x5) and I don't have a mind Get away (x4) Away, away from your home I'm a plain (x5) Plain, plain, go See if you have Even if you need I don't mean to stare We don't have to breed We could plant a house We could build a tree I don't even care We could have all three She said (x8) I don't care (x5) Care if It's old I don't mind (x5) and I don't have a mind Get away (x4) Away, away from your home I'm a plane (x4) Plain, plain, go See if you have Even if you need I don't mean to stare We don't have to breed We can plant a house We can build a tree I don't even care We could have all three She said (x8) and... Even if you have Even if you need I don't mean to stare We don't have to breed We can plant a house We can build a tree I don't even care We could have all three She said (x8) She said .. good! 5.Lithium I'm so happy 'cause today I've found my friends ... They're in my head I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you ... We've broken our mirrors Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ... And I'm not scared Light my candles, in a daze 'Cause I've found god yeah yeah, yeah, yeah(x6) I'm so lonely, but that's okay, I shaved my head ... And I'm not sad And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard ... But I'm not sure I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there ... But I don't care I'm so horny, but that's okay ... My will is good yeah yeah, yeah, yeah(x6) I like it - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I killed you - I'm not gonna crack (x2) I'm so happy 'cause today I've found my friends ... They're in my head I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you ... We've broken our mirrors Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ... And I'm not scared Light my candles in a daze ... 'Cause I've found god yeah yeah, yeah, yeah(x6) I like it - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I killed you - I'm not gonna crack (x2) 6.Polly Polly wants a cracker I think I should get off her first I think she wants some water To put out the blow torch It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself Polly wants a cracker Maybe she would like some food She asks me to untie her A chase would be nice for a few It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself Polly said Polly says her back hurts And she's just as bored as me She caught me off my guard It amazes me, the will of instinct It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help To please myself Territorial Pissings "Come on people now, smile on your brother and everybody get together, try to love one another right now" When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here Gotta find a way - a better way - I had better wait Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here Gotta find a way - a better way - I had better wait (x2) Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here Gotta find a way - a better way - I had better wait (x4) 8.Drain You One baby to another says - I'm lucky to have met you I don't care what you think Unless it is about me It is now my duty to completely drain you A travel through a tube And end up in your infection Chew your meat for you Pass it back and forth In a passionate kiss From my mouth to yours I like you With eyes so dialated, I've become your pupil You've taught me everything About a poison apple The water is so yellow I'm a healthy student Indebted and so grateful Vacuum out the fluids Chew your meat for you Pass it back and forth In a passionate kiss From my mouth to yours I like you You (x5) One baby to another says I'm lucky to have met you I don't care what you think Unless it is about me It is now my duty to completely drain you A travel through a tube And end up in your infection Chew your meat for you Pass it back and forth In a passionate kiss From my mouth to yours Sloppy lips to lips You're my vitamins I'm like you 9.Lounge Act Truth - covered in security I can't let you smother me I'd like to, but it couldn't work Trading off and taking turns I don't regret a thing And I've got this friend, you see Who makes me feel and I Wanted more than I could steal I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield I'll go out of my way to prove I still Smell her on you Don't tell me what I wanna hear Afraid of never knowing fear Experience anything you need I'll keep fighting jealousy Until it's fucking gone And I've got this friend, you see Who makes me feel and I Wanted more than I could steal I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield I'll go out of my way to prove I still Smell her on you Truth! - covered in security I can't let you smother me I'd like to but it couldn't work Trading off and taking turns I don't regret a thing And I've got this friend, you see Who makes me feel and I Wanted more than I could steal I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield I'll go out of my way to make you a deal We've made a pact to learn from who Ever we want without new rules We'll share what's lost and what we grew They'll go out of their way To prove they still Smell her on you (x3) 10.Stay Away Monkey see, monkey do I don't know why - I'drather be dead than cool I don't know why - every line ends in rhyme I don't know why - less is more, love is blind I don't know why Stay Stay away (x3) Give an inch, take a smile I don't know why - fashion shits, fashion style I don't know why - throw it out and keep it in I don't know why - have to have poison skin I don't know why Stay Stay away (x3) I don't why (x2) Stay Stay away (x3) Monkey see, monkey do I don't know why - I'drather be dead than cool I don't know why - every line ends in rhyme I don't know why - less is more, love is blind I don't know why Stay Stay away (x3) I don't know why (x2) Stay Stay away (x3) Stay away (x5) God is gay! 11.On A Plain I'll start this off without any words I got so high that I scratched 'till I bled I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? The finest day that I ever had Was when I learned to cry on command I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? I'm on a plain I can't complain I'm on a plain My mother died every night It's safe to say, don't quote me on that I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? The black sheep got blackmailed again Forgot to put on the zip code I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? I'm on a plain I can't complain I'm on a plain Somewhere I have heard this before In a dream my memory has stored As a defense I'm neutered and spayed What the hell am I trying to say? It is now time to make it unclear To write off lines that don't make sense I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? And one more special message to go And then I'm done, then I can go home I love myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do? I'm on a plain I can't complain (x5) 12.Something In The Way Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped Have all become my pets And I'm living off of grass And the drippings from the ceiling It's okay to eat fish 'Cause they don't have any feelings Something in the way, mmm Something in the way, yeah, mmm (x3) Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped Have all become my pets And I'm living off of grass And the drippings from the ceiling It's okay to eat fish 'Cause they dont't have any feelings Something in the way, mmm Something in the way, yeah, mmm (x4) 3.Incesticide 1.Dive Pick me, pick me yeah Live alone, lone seek none At least, at least, yeah Everyone is hollow Pick me, pick me yeah Everyone is waiting Pick me, pick me yeah You can even pay them Hey Dive (x3) Dive in me (x2) Dive in me (x3) Kiss this, kiss that yeah Live alone, lone seek none At least, at least, yeah You could be my hero Pick me, pick me yeah Everyone is waiting Hit me, hit me yeah I'm real good at hating Hey Dive (x3) Dive in me (x2) Dive in me (x3) Dive (x3) Dive in me (x3) Dive in me (x6) 2.Sliver Mom and dad went to a show They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed, said please, don't go Grandma take me home (x8) Had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatos and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meat too good Grandma take me home (x8) Grandma said to stop your crying Go outside and ride your bike Thats what I did, I killed my toad Grandma take me home (x8) After dinner, I had ice cream I fell asleep, and watched TV I woke up in my mother's arms Grandma take me home (x19) I wanna be alone 3.Stain Well he never bleeds and he never fucks And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck. Well he never reads and he never draws. And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad blood, yeah (x3) I'm a stain (x4) (all that twice) I'm a stain (x4) 4.Been A Son She should have stayed away from friends She should have had more time to spend She should have died when she was born She should have worn the crown of thorns She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have stood out in the crowd She should have made her mother proud She should have fallen on her stance She should have had another chance She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son (x2) She should have stayed away from friends She should have had more time to spend She should have died when she was born She should have worn the crown of thorns She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son She should have - been a son 5.Turnaround Take a step outside yourself And you turn around Take a look at who you are It's pretty scary So silly It's Revolting You're not much You can't do anything Take a step outside the city And you turn around Take a look at what you are It is revolting You're really nowhere So wasteful So foolish Poppycock! Who said don't look back? Don't believe 'em Go for that crazy sounding restaurant 'Cause they're gonna try and get behind you Don't you let them do it You know what I'm talking about? You hear me talking? You hear me talking!? It's pretty scary, it's so revolting (x4) Naaaah ! Take a step outside the country And you turn around Take a look at what you are It is amazing Take a good look You're no big deal You're so petty It's a laugh Take a step outside the planet Turn around and around Take a look at where you are It's pretty scary Originally by Devo 6.Molly's Lips She said She'd take me anywhere She'd take me anywhere As long as she stays with me She said She'd take me anywhere She'd take me anywhere As long as I stayed clean Kiss kiss Molly's lips (x4) (all that x2) She said She'd take me anywhere She'd take me anywhere As long as she stays with me She said She'd take me anywhere She'd take me anywhere As long as I stayed clean Kiss kiss Molly's Lips (x8) Originally by The Vaselines 7.Son of A Gun Up up up and down Turn turn turnaround Round round roundabout And over again Gun gun son of a gun You are the only one Makes any difference what I say The sun shines in the bedroom When we play The raining always starts When you go away (x2) Up up up and down Turn turn turnaround Round round roundabout And over again Gun gun son of a gun You are the only one Makes any difference what I say The sun shines in the bedroom When we play The raining always starts When you go away (x2) Up up up and down Turn turn turnaround Round round roundabout And over again Gun gun son of a gun You are the only one Makes any difference what I say The sun shines in the bedroom When we play The raining always starts When you go away (x4) Originally by The Vaselines 8.(New Wave) Polly Polly wants a cracker I think I should get off of her first Maybe she wants some water To put out the blow torch It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't hurt yourself I want some help To please myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't hurt yourself I want some help To help myself Polly wants a cracker Maybe she would like more food She asks me to untie her A chase would be nice for a few It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't hurt yourself I want some help To please myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't hurt yourself I want some help To please myself (Alt: To help myself) Polly said Polly says her back hurts And she's just as bored as me She caught me off my guard It amazes me, the will of instinct It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't hurt yourself I want some help To please myself I've got some rope You have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride Don't hurt yourself I want some help To please myself (Alt: To help myself) 9.Beeswax Why doesn't she need him for a father? Not only maidens can occupy my shack Goring my manhood turns a man off Like Pepe LePew would say, Hey, hey, hey! -- then we clash! I got my diddly spayed (x3) I got my diddly She laughs about it Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right Jacking themselves off polyester! I wanna jump, this isn't right! Hey, when am I getting it back? I got my diddly spayed (x3) I got my diddly I don't know why, I got a joke too silly to say Don't touch the balls I got a dick, Dick -- hear my fucking hate! I got my diddly spayed (x3) I got my diddly If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly Fiberglass insulated, Disguised as cotton candy, Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate Feeling can't help me romp Bill just fuck me, take me anal Billy's slit reminds me of someone I'm sick of paying for the love boat Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope And I say look! I got my dingaling spayed I got my liberty I got my diddly spayed (x2) ... Nothing hard I gotta be around pussy Don't let me fall I got a heh-heh ... Well you can't live We got my diddly spayed I got diddly spayed (x5) I got diddly 10.Downer Portray sincerity Act out of loyalty Defending your country Wish away the pain Hand out lobotomies To save little families Surrealistic fantasy Bland boring plain Hold me down in restitution Living out your date with fusion Is the whole fleece shun in master? Don't feel guilty, master writing Somebody said that they're not much like I am, I know I can Make enough of the words for you to go along and sing your song Slippery pessimist hypocrite master Conservative communist apocalyptic bastard Thank you dear God for putting me on this Earth I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst! Hold me down in restitution Living out your date with fusion Is the whole fleece shun in master? Don't feel guilty, master writing Somebody said that they're not much like I am, I know I can Make enough of the words for you to go along and sing your song 11.Mexican Seafood Oh, itchy flakes, it isn't through me Till the jaw's in flames, it's entertaining True, the fungus mold is my attraction Oh, it's only a disinfection Only hurts a night, until I pee Only hurts a night, until I sleep Oh, coming up, and diarrhea On the tile floor, a gum of pizza In the toilet bowl, aroma cloudy Toss, feel it burn, become a chowdered mess Only hurts a night, until I pee Only hurts a night, until I sleep Oh, take my bed, I've just consumed some flies Bugs and fleas and even mucus Stain the vaseline, and tainted burgers Stop, in case it learns, and takes a joke as such. Mmmmm ... 12.Hairspray Queen I was your mine, you were mine, my enemy, You were, mine, I was your, your enemy, You were, mine, I was your, your enemy, You were, mine, I was once your en ... aaahh You rang Your ears rang I was your mine, you were mine, my enemy, You were, mine, I was your, your enemy, You were, mine, I was your, your enemy, You were, mine, I was once your en ... aaahh At night, wishful goddess At night, wish the hardest At night, disco goddess At night, we'll go ... gaaahhh! I was your mine, you were mine, my enemy, You were, mine, I was your, your enemy, You were, mine, I was your, your enemy, You were, mine, I was once your ene ... Wishful goddess, at night Wish the hardest, at night Wishful goddess, at night Wishful gaaahhh I was your mine, you were mine, my enemy, You were, mine, I was your, your enemy, You were, mine, I was your, your enemy, You were, mine, I was once your ene! At night, wishful goddess At night, wish the hardest At night, disco goddess At night, you were so modest At night, Crisco lovefest At night, a mouthful on me It's like, fish-filled garbage At night, we'll go ... gaaahhh !! (Interesting erotic noises) 13.Aero Zeppelin What's the season of love if you can't have everything What's the reason of love if you can lose everything What's the meaning of love, it's a crime if anything What's the meaning of love, it's a crime, it's a crime How can a culture can forget it's plan of yesterday And you swear it's not a trend, doesn't matter anyway There's no need to talk to friends, nothing new is everyday You could shit upon the stairs, you'll be friends You'll be friends (x3) All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly Should it subteley irritate, keep it movin' equally All I know is just the fact, where the world is nowadays An idea is what we lack, doesn't matter anyway All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly Still the son will imitate, keep it fallin' equally All I know is just the facts, where the world is nowadays An idea is what we lack, doesn't matter anyway Hey ... (x7) 14.Big Long Now It's not cold enough Please put this side up She is moving through Can we show our faces now? I'm not interesting She's not turning green Shameful as it seems Can we show our faces now? Endless climb I am blind Why can't I hear? Color blind Speaking a phrase Instantly grown I am blind Waiting in line It's not cold enough Please put this side up She is moving through Can we show our faces now? I'm not interesting She's not turning green Shameful as it seems Can we show our faces now? Endless climb I am blind Why can't I hear? Color blind Speaking a phrase Instantly grown I am blind Why am I sure? Aneurysm Come on over and do the twist Overdo it and have a fit Love you so much it makes me sick Come on over and do the twist Beat me outta me - Beat it! beat it! (x7) Beat me outta me Come on over and do the twist Overdo it and have a fit Love you so much it makes me sick Come on over and shoot the shit Beat me outta me - Beat it! beat it! (x7) Beat me outta me She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart (x8) 4.In Utero 1.Serve the Servants Teenage angst has paid off well Now I'm bored and old Self-appointed judges judge More than they have sold If she floats than she is not A witch like we had thought A down payment on another One at salem's lot Serve the servants - Oh no (x4) That legendary divorce is such a bore As my bones grew they did hurt They hurt really bad I tried hard to have a father But instead I had a dad I just want you to know that I Don't hate you anymore There is nothing I could say That I haven't thought before Serve the servants - Oh no (x4) That legendary divorce is such a bore Serve the servants - Oh no (x7) That legendary divorce is such a bore 2.Scentless Apprentice Like most babies smell like butter His smell smelled like no other He was born scentless and senseless He was born a scentless apprentice Go away - get away, get a-way Every wet nurse refused to feed him Electrolytes smell like semen I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets There are countless formulas for pressing flowers Go away - get away, get a-way I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume You can't fire me because I quit! Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit Go away - get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get a-way 3.Heart-Shaped Box She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! (Alt: Hate! Haight!) I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice (x3) 4.Rape Me Rape me Rape me my friend Rape me Rape me again I'm not the only one (x4) Hate me Do it and do it again Waste me Rape me my friend I'm not the only one (x4) My favorite inside source I'll kiss your open sores Appreciate your concern You'll always stink and burn Rape me Rape me my friend Rape me Rape me again I'm not the only one (x4) Rape me! (x9) 5.Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle It's so relieving To know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid It's so relaxing To hear that you're asking wherever you get your way It's so soothing To know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same I miss the comfort in being sad (x3) In her false witness, we hope you're still with us, To see if they float or drown Our favorite patient, a display of patience, Disease-covered Puget Sound She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, And leave a blanket of ash on the ground I miss the comfort in being sad (x3) It's so relieving To know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid It's so relaxing To know that you're asking wherever you get your way It's so soothing To know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same I miss the comfort in being sad (x3) 6.Dumb I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Or maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3) My heart is broke But I have some glue Help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover Have a hangover (x3) Skin the sun Fall asleep Wish away The soul is cheap Lesson learned Wish me luck Soothe the burn Wake me up I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light My day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3) I think I'm dumb (x12) 7.Very Ape I am buried up to my neck in Contradictionary flies I take pride as the king of illiterature I'm very ape and very nice If you ever need anything please don't Hesitate to ask someone else first I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive I've seen it all, I was here first Out of the ground Into the sky Out of the sky Into the dirt If you ever need anything please don't Hesitate to ask someone else first I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive I've seen it all, I was here first Out of the ground Into the sky Out of the sky Into the dirt (x2) 8.Milk It I am my own parasite I don't need a host to live We feed off of each other We can share our endorphins Doll steak! Test meat! Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping I own my own pet virus I get to pet and name her Her milk is my shit My shit it is her milk Test meat! Doll steak! Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping Doll steak! Test meat! Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping Protector of the kennel Ecto-plasma, Ecto-skeletal Obituary every birthday Your scent is still here in my place of recovery! 9.Pennyroyal Tea I'm on my time with everyone I have very bad posture Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea Distill the life that's inside of me Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea I'm anemic royalty Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld So I can sigh eternally I'm so tired I can't sleep I'm a liar and a thief Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea I'm anemic royalty I'm on warm milk and laxatives Cherry-flavored antacids Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea Distill the life that's inside of me Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea I'm anemic royalty 10.Radio Friendly Unit Shifter Use just once and destroy Invasion of our piracy Afterbirth of a nation Starve without your skeleton key I love you for what I am not I do not want what I have got A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns Speak at once while taking turns What is wrong with me (x3) I'm gonna do with what you think If you ever think at all Bi-polar opposites attract All of a sudden my water broke I love you for what I am not I do not want what I have got A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns Second-rate third degree burns What is wrong with me (x2) What do I think of me ? Hate, hate your enemies Save, save your friends Find, find your place Speak, speak the truth What is wrong with me (x3) What do I think of me ? Use just once and destroy Invasion of our piracy Afterbirth of a nation Starve without your skeleton key (x2) What is wrong with me (x3) What do I think of me ? 11.tourette's Who could be expected to figure this one out? There are no real lyrics for this song. Incase you don't already know, Tourette's is a disease that makes you lose control of what you say. Evidently, Kurt does a little role playing and acts like he has tourette's and just says the first thing that comes to mind. I have no clue what he's saying, but at the end he says cold hearts alot. In the inlay for In Utero, where the tourett'es lyrics should be, are the words "cufk, tish, sips" and if rearranged they spell "fuck, shit, piss". Just thought I'd let you know. (the lyrics for all apologies, even in his youth, and the final 2 albums are in the third file.)